superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

mydogsnokes:

*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

🎁. #michael#kors#watch#birthday#present#happy

🎁. #michael#kors#watch#birthday#present#happy