666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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kawaiithulhu:

fucking hell this cat knows how to throw a party

kawaiithulhu:

fucking hell this cat knows how to throw a party

bigbardafree:

switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover

the-faeriequeen:

is this a disney movie

bunnyfood:

Unpacking your Dog.

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."